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An Expressive Tea Collection

MAKES A HILARIOUS GIFT
  • Vegan

  • No Artificial colours

  • Gluten Free

  • Ethically Sourced

  • Sugar Free

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Self-care can be fun

Add some brightness to your routine with bold teas, cheeky incense, and self-care goods that don’t take themselves too seriously. We believe wellness should be fun, flavorful, and just the right amount of sassy.

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  • ★★★★★

    “Funniest tea I’ve ever bought—also ridiculously good. I’m obsessed.”

    Jenna
  • ★★★★★

    “Every product is a vibe. Sass, flavor, and quality? Yes please.”

    Marcus
  • ★★★★★

    “These teas get me. Hilarious names, killer taste zero regrets.”

    Alicia
  • ★★★★★

    “Bought for the packaging, stayed for the taste. Absolute win.”

    Tyler
  • ★★★★★

    “Literally laughed at the label, then fell in love with the tea. So damn good.”

    Brooke

Adulting Sucks

Escape the mundane with this invigorating black tea blend, designed to make your daily grind a bit more bearable. With a robust flavor profile that combines the classic richness of black tea with playful hints of citrus and spice, it's the perfect pick-me-up for those long days that demand a little extra.

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